Montana Car

One day my mom's car wasn't running, so she borrowed her sister's Subaru. Later that same day my mom called up her sister about the Subaru,

What kind of redneck car did you loan me?! The spare tire is on top of the engine where the oil filter is supposed to be! The cap for the oil says Mexico and the cap for the antifreeze is written in Japanese. Oh, and your key says Nissan.

Source of Creativity

The creative fullness, depth of the creativity comes from the ocean. Water is strong, moving as one and the deeper down the water begins to move, the stronger it is. If only the surface moves it is weak, small waves. But, if the water surges from the bottom like a Tsunami, it is unstoppable power. And the ocean is all there is. The water doesn’t need to look outside itself--it is itself the source of life.